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The Condensed Version

Name: Harper Suzumiya
Alias(es): 999, 9, Nine, Tianshi, Tenshi, Haruhi
Sex: Medical Enigma (Male)
Orientation: Straight, displays bisexual tendencies, lolicon
DOB: 13/4
Height: 170 cm (unfortunate manlet)
Weight: 61 kg (working on it)
Languages spoken: English, Mandarin, Learning Japanese
Nationality: Americuck
Race: East Asian (Chinese)
ABCC11 allele: A
Religion: Agnostic
MBTI/Ennagram/Zodiac/Fagworts House: I dont know I dont care

Hobbies: Drawing, Painting, Sculpting, Baking, Reading Manga/Watching Anime, Messing with this website (Not good at it, it's why I won't call it "HTML..."), Watching animals live their lives, Playing games (doesn't do this as often anymore), Learning about religions, Hiking, Figure Collecting

More In Depth

Education Status: In School for something. Secret right now.
Ethnic Group(s): 50% Han Chinese, 50% Hui Chinese
Unsure of exact genetic makeup. I'll check it someday.
Exact Birth Stamp Time: 4/13, Around 3:14 AM PST. (Isn't it cool how my birthday and birth time have the same numbers?)
Eye Color: EXTREMELY dark brown, nearly black.
Family Status: Single, never married, no children. I dated briefly in 2024 but didn't enjoy it.
Hair Color/Texture: 1a Black Hair. My hair is EXTREMELY THICK and takes very long to lighten with bleach, last time it took 8 hours but it also has been years.
Handedness: Right, can write a little with my left. WORKING ON IT.

My Favorite Things:

Disclaimer: Some parts may have multiple entries. That's because I have different favorite things for different reasons. Anything left blank means that I'm still thinking on it, each of my favorites take quite a while for me to decide.
Animal, Amphibian: Glass Frog
Animal, Bird: Rock Dove, California Condor
Animal, Bug: Menelaus Blue Morpho Butterfly, Pill Bugs
Animal, Fish: Giant Oarfish
Animal, Mammal: Stoat, Golden Snub-Nose Monkey, Almost all Horses
Animal, Reptile: Rhinoceros Ratsnake, Tiger Keelback
Book: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Color: Purple, preferrably cooler hues
Drink: Cold Water, Tea (Green + Jasmine), Monster Energy, Ultra Blue (I can barely find these anywhere)
Food: Beijing Roasted Duck (Eaten Rarely), Seasame Scallion Cakes, Stir Fried Bok Choy and Yu Choy, Steamed Red Bean Buns, XiaoLongBao
Fruit: Chinese Persimmons, Blackberries, Rambutan
Shape: Triangle
Video Game: Diablo (1997), Metal Gear Solid 1, The LISA Trilogy
Western TV: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Xavier: Renegade Angel

Fun Facts


- The first game I ever played was Diablo. I played it with my dad because I couldn't sleep, and he had me sit on his lap and watch him play. I later finished that game myself in elementary school. I love it dearly, it's one of the few times my dad was not busy with work.
- I have an irrational fear of all sushi that wasn't prepared in Japan. I believe that it will be infected with 50 parasites, and I will die a slow, painful death.
- The sight of cooked crabs and lobsters severely depresses me. For some reason, I don't feel the same way with shrimp or red meat.
- I am allergic to most makeup products and will break out in hives if I come in contact with them. My sister found this out when she put some kind of powder on me for fun. If you ever want to kill me, this is a viable method.
- A lot of my wardrobe is Apple Inc. Related shirts that you cannot get from their storefront. I AM NOT A FAGGOT. I fucking hate Apple, but someone close to me keeps giving me the shirts and I find it a waste to toss out perfectly good clothing. All I know is that I won't be running out of pajama shirts anytime soon.

Likes (In no order)


forests, cold weather, rain, snow, fish, large bodies of water, primates, fall + winter seasons, ecology, biology, zoology, medicine + surgical procedures, nature worship, folklore, imageboards, forums, lurking, archiving, large collections, reusing, eroguro, ryona, obscenity, moe, lolis, imoutos, trains, itabeya, keychains, panchira, mikos, maid girls, bunny girls, kemonomimis, lolita, randoserus, thigh-highs, decentralization, doujinshis, comikets

Dislikes (In no order)


warm weather, summer, big cities, lawns, fake plants, social media, outdoor cats, shaving (for both others and I)

Dreams/Goals

EMBARASSING STORIES FROM MY CHILDHOOD


Shame is stupid!
- I wasn't allowed to have much processed food as a child, (looking back, I thank my parents for this) so the first time I found an artificial sweetener packet, I tore it open and poured it into my mouth. I later found out my grandma stored a jar of them, and ate every single one. I was afraid of my family finding out so I hid the wrappers under a rug until they attracted so many ants, it was like a black river in the house. My mom found out, and I was put in a closet as time-out for an hour. In this time, one of my friends came for a playdate, and got to watch me sit in time-out for an hour over this.
Everything on this page will be updated when I want to.